A list of quotes that I have acquired over the years.
AVJ: "Jay-Z is the Brett Favre of the hip hop world! Im coming outta retirement and Im gonna rap for the east coast rappers instead of west coast, Im switching divisions"
AVJ-is it really 7?
HB-no, its 726
AVJ-wow, I didn't realize it was so late *pause* ...in the early morning..
"I'm trying to get Adam drunk on popcorn so I can take advantage of him." Donavon
"Do you have feathery friends, Jay?" Donavon
"I have been hanging out with a duck lately!" Jay
"Yeah, I know what a baby shower is! You lay the baby down and pour beer on it's belly!" Donavon
"I wish I was baptised in beer" Donavon
"This is not as fun sober" Donavon
"Of course we're going to the bar... It's monday" Scott
"I thought it was a family thing, not a..... family thing." My Dad
"I need some duck fucking tape" Donavon
"It starts with an F and ends in an uck" Donavon
"Yeah it's like Fire Truck but without all the crap in the middle." Trevor
"I will eat your soul" Donavon
"It's not really a designated driver, just our best chance of making it home." Riley
"You need to talk to.. Where the fuck did he go?" Donavon
"I love hanging out with Donavon. There is safety in Randomness" Rory
"I got to piss so badly I can taste it. My Eyes are turning yellow" Donavon
"Is it UW-Shat on a Turtle? AVJ
"We almost did so many great things.... Then we got drunk" - Sam
